We get it,
everybody hates this part...

We respect your privacy and will never sell your data.

Of course we do, but stating that we respect your privacy and won't sell your data,
is, well, kind of a low bar thing to boast about don't you think?

Instead we'll promise that we won't try to sell you a service you don't need
& will advise in your best interests, even if that isn't in ours.